Neologisms I

This list may receive one or more sequels, hence the Roman numeral in the title.

Fewdalism, n. The opposite of an alligarchy.

Mallify, v. The pervasive political and socioeconomic practice of placating Americans with consumer goods rather than improving their lives.

Pansexuality, n. You can do some amazing things with Crisco, can’t you?

Persimmony, n. Refusing to share your fruit.

Poornography, n. Adult videos you watch when you can’t afford the premium membership.

Procrustinate, v. To enforce conformity, but not yet.

Sofamore, n. What you become after finishing your first year as a couch potato.

Tinitus, n. What your ears experience after you listen to someone banging on sheet metal.