I wrote this poem some time ago, and because it’s so universally applicable, I’ve decided I’m morally obligated to share it here:
Whoever you are,
Whatever you do,
There’s always some fucker
Who’s better than you
This poem can be made family-friendly by replacing “some fucker” with “somebody,” which in my opinion actually improves the cadence, but at the cost of losing some visceral impact. It’s your choice.