The initiation procedure for our monastic order is simple. Firstly, memorize the phrase below:
La ilaha Falsafa wa Ganzir-ar rasool Allah
Once you have implanted this sentence in your heart, repeat it as many times as you feel appropriate in order to forget any meanings you may have attached to it, moving away from the microphone to breathe in as necessary. Thank you for your service. A representative will be with you shortly to discuss payment plans and warranties for psychic damage resulting from the pigeonhole principle.